AC MILAN TALK AND WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS

10-I was looking to buy it but I will pull a Galliani
meaning: I will wait to see if i can get it for free

9-Don't be an AC Milan centerback!
Meaning: don't just stand there and do nothing!

8-Now I know what Balotelli feels like
Meaning: Apparently my ex-gf is pregnant and she's saying the kid is mine

7-Damn it - i just pulled an Abbiati
Meaning: I just had it in my hands and I let it slip.

6-You look like Allegri in that pic
Meaning: you forgot to smile :)

5-Now I know what Pato went through at Milan
Meaning: I keep getting injured on the job

4-She looked like Barbara Berlusconi
MEANING: she's fat and ugly

3-let's party like Silvio Berlusconi
MEANING: let's visit a bordello tonight

2-I went out with her last night hoping to be Balotelly but instead i was Matri
MENAING: I never scored with her last night

1-The poor guy was raising money for AC Milan's next transfer
MEANING: the poor guy was begging for spare change