10 reason why Juventus Beat AC Milan 3-2

10 reason why Juventus Beat AC Milan 3-2

10-Sebastian Giovinco was asked about his goal against AC Milan over weekend and he
replied "I practised that goal in our training sessions with pilons and seeing the 2
Milan centerbacks on the field is not much different that the pilons in practice"

9-De Jong made a comment to the press and said "i do the dirty work - that’s my role" And
Berlusconi's female secretary replied " so that's why he had carpet burns on his knees
the day he signed his contract........ " 

8-The creators of EA Sports simulated the Juve-Milan game on PS3 and the guy that played
with AC Milan lost 3-2 and replied "this isn't realistic. When Milan is down by a goal in
the second half we need to make a code so that when you pass the ball to Balotelli in the
penalty area and you automatically get rewarded a penalty shot"

7-A fan sitting in the front row overheard Allegri taking to Tassoti about tactical
changes when Milan was losing 3-1 and Allegri said to Tassoti "what can we do to improve
the look of this team from the bench?" and the fan took off the paper bag he was wearing
over his head and offered it to Allegri

6-After AC Milan was fined for racist chants against Neopolitans Allegri thanked the Juve
fans for no racist chants against his players during the game. When asked about Boateng's
position of walking off the field if players receive racist chants Allegri applied "if
every black player on my team walked off the pitch because of racist chants during the
current injuy crisis, i wouldn't have enough players on the bench to replace them all
with" and someone replied "Imagine what the french national team would be like...."

5-After Mexes received a red card Allegri called Galliani and asked "i need Silvestre. is
there anyway I can get a center back of Silvestre's quality? perferrably an ex-inter
player" and Galliani replied "an experienced defender that's big and slow of Silvestre's
quality with preference towards a black and blue player and available on free
transfer..... hmm.......let me see if Lucio or Yepes is still available"

4-Galliani was Furious at the $50,000 fine  given to AC Milan for racist chants against
Neopolitans and replied to the fans in the parking lot " don't you fans realize that you
just killed my entire transfer budget for January!!" and a fan replied "we had a transfer
budget for January?" and Galliani replied "YES! it's a zero dollar transfer budget now I
have to sell to recover that $50,000" and a fan said "good, now you have an excuse to get
rid of all our centerbacks" and Galliani replied "what am i going to do to recover the
remaining $49,999.95 ?? "

3- Galliani commented to the press as saying "Things are certainly not going right, but the same happened last season," with much of the criticsm going to Milan Coach Allegri because it takes him 10 games to get his team going and Cesare Prandelli replied "And Allegri is a candidate for my Job? does the FIGC Realize that there's only 7 games to win the world cup?"

2-The Juventus defense consulted with Conte about how to cover Alessandro Matri and Conte
replied "what do we do with weak strikers again?" and Chiellini repied "leave the assignment of covering them to Bonucci" and Barzagli replied " oh no, you're giving a defensive assignment to Bonucci??" and Bonucci replied " finally an assignment that I don't have to copy off the guy beside me to pass......what are the odds of Matri getting ball posession with Robinho on the field?"

1-Berlusconi was watching the game with Galliani and when they were losing 3-1 he said to
Galliani "I thought we resolved our defensive problems 2 years ago. I gave you 4 million
to replace Thiago Silva where did my money go?" and he replied " I bought Acerbi" and
Berlusconi was Furious and replied "4 MILLION FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT ACERBI! He's worth
more than the rest of the defense put together" and Galliani replied "I agree, but then
you wonder why we let in 13 goals so far this season...."